Girl Gardener

What is Girl Gardener?

An unfunny, smallminded euphemism for a lesbian used mostly by "men" unable to relate to women in a normal way.

A woman who tends lady gardens, ploughs the furrow manually, enjoys the fruit of the bush, prefers melonsto plums, etc.

I once asked out a female horticulturalist, but she turned out to be a girl gardener.

See lady garden, bush, melons, plums, lesbian

*girl who likes to garden

* 4'6 female from Saint Louis, Missouri, known on-line as girl_gardener

Look at the short girl in the garden. She really looks like she enjoys gardening.

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