What is Girl Scout Cookies?
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A cleverly disguised, deadly, yet irresistible trap designed to slowly kill us all with morbid obesity resulting in cardiac arrest, diabetes, ect.
Why do those little girls make their delicious girl scout cookies so damn tiny and pack 25% of your daily fat into just two of them?
The only possible answer: they are evil.
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One who never stops plotting his evil demise over all that is good.
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