Girlanteed

What is Girlanteed?

a promise or assurance that girls will be present at a party or specific event.

Alex girlanteed a bunch of hotties to be at the party this weekend.

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1. the lazy arses way of saying WTF? person 1:i raped a cat yesterday person 2:W? See wtf?, w?, what, the, fuck..

Touchpants

1. a vulgar sensation, much like a piss shudder, but while flaccid. oh mom, i'm a little touchpants right now. i don't think so...

Quasmitude

1. When you scrotebuff in the shower. Hank: Why has TJ been in the shower for so long? Chris: I don't know, maybe he's scrotebu..

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