Girlanteed

What is Girlanteed?

a promise or assurance that girls will be present at a party or specific event.

Alex girlanteed a bunch of hotties to be at the party this weekend.

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Zombie Poke

1. getting a hard on and sticking it into a bag or bucket of ice. keep the hard on by watching some porn or have your woman keep you hard. ..

Danish Deflection

1. The rare occurrence when one intends to ejaculate in a girl's mouth but misses, hitting her cheek, but magically deflecting onto a ..

Meat Xylophone

1. a very muscular chest and abdomen Arnold Schwarzenegger has a meat xylophone in almost all of his movies. See meat, xylophone, muscles..

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