Girlanteed

What is Girlanteed?

a promise or assurance that girls will be present at a party or specific event.

Alex girlanteed a bunch of hotties to be at the party this weekend.

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Jizz Blitz

1. A Jizz Blitz loves to Jizz on everything and will Jizz on you when not even expected. "I just got Jizz Blitzed on..where were you?..

Ass Licker Blues

1. A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass. John: What's wrong with Don today? Larry: Oh...the bos..

Lagerchino

1. 1. The massive head of foam when an incompetent bar-person pours a pint of lager. 2. Male ejaculate after a night on the piss 1. Jesus..

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