Girlanteed

What is Girlanteed?

a promise or assurance that girls will be present at a party or specific event.

Alex girlanteed a bunch of hotties to be at the party this weekend.

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Zender

1. A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating. "God dammit Pete, stop Zende..

Shit Stomp

1. The act of stomping the shit out of someone. You just got shit stomped, motherfucker!..

Skin Trumpet

1. Another slang term for a guys dick Jake and Peter "play each others skin trumpets"..

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