Girlate

What is Girlate?


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(noun or verb)

**A combination of "girl" and "translate"**

1)to have a female friend translate what another female said so that your male brain can understand what was REALLY said

2)to have a female friend pre-screen and edit your words BEFORE you send them to a female of consequence

Dan was going to give the following note to his girlfriend, Michelle, on the occasion of their one-year anniversary: “You’re coo. Let’s get it on tonight after you cook for me.”

But luckily, Dan’s friend, Alicia, was able to girlate before he sent it to Michelle so it read: “Love cannot not be gift-wrapped into a box. But if you were love, I would want to unwrap you and hug you for the rest of our lives!”

See translate, girl, guy, communication, help


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