What is Girlcow?
1.
The inevitability of the woman you marry gaining 50 lbs and becoming (like Jessica Simpson) only a fleeting memory of her best days.
"Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
"I do....hey! Wait a minute...What the hell?"
Buttons fly off the wedding dress as the bridegroom finds himself standing in front of a girlcow. This is not the woman he married just a second ago, but a much heavier, porkier version. She had been waiting the whole time to assume her natural form. Once she stopped holding it in, she let it out. She will never look like she once did ever again, especially if she's happy in her marriage.
See
Random Words:
1.
A device used by the russian special forces in hostages situations which ends up killing 90 % of the hostages along with every terrorist..
1.
a almost nervous or anticipated agreement to someone's previous statement
Me: Hey man, wanna get some Dos Equis
The Captain: yeah..
1.
A variation of the Mcgangbang sandwich (Mcchicken between the top and bottom patty of a double cheeseburger) where there is no middle bu..
