What is Girls?
1.
girls = time x money
time = money
thus:
girls = money x money = 'money' squared
and:
money = 'the root of all evil'
thus:
girls = (square root of evil) squared
Therefore:
girls = evil
guy 1: girls suck
guy 2: yep, they're evil
guy 3: you're just bitter cuz you haven't been laid in a while...
2.
all nice and sweet and innoccent...until you do one little thing wrong!!!!!
Bob:"hey alice, nice shirt, looks hot on you..."
Alice:"WHAT!ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!!!"
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3.
Rumored to be real; urban myth.
Girls come in three different formats: *, *, and *.
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4.
A beautiful yet complicated gender, frequently attracted to
"The female of the species is more deadly than the male"
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5.
People rumored to be non-existant on the Internet.
<some girl> hi guys, i'm a girl! :)
<random people>
"A female?!"
"hi2u2"
"y helo thar...butsekz? LOLOL"
"Wait there can't be girls on the Internet! FAKER!"
"STFU n00bs"
"Wait, do you have nekkid pix?"
"I'll second that too!"
6.
1.) The female of the human species. Defined by the possesion of a vagina, breasts, and the ovaries. They are often found confusing by males.
1.) A creature with ovaries.
7.
Girls...the mystical sex. They enjoy (*GASP*) shopping and putting strange colored coats on their nails, only to be washed off by pure alcohol. :-/
They take more than 30 seconds to get dressed in the morning and spend 1/10 of their life in the salon. Do NOT attempt to approach one without a weapon.
*SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING*
More than 2 hours within contact of a girl before age 11 can be hazardous to your health.
One boy was sent to a girl's house while waiting for his parents to come home. Neighbors report they heard slashing noises and a high pitched scream. The boy was never seen again.
