Girls

What is Girls?


1.

girls = time x money

time = money

thus:

girls = money x money = 'money' squared

and:

money = 'the root of all evil'

thus:

girls = (square root of evil) squared

Therefore:

girls = evil

guy 1: girls suck

guy 2: yep, they're evil

guy 3: you're just bitter cuz you haven't been laid in a while...

2.

all nice and sweet and innoccent...until you do one little thing wrong!!!!!

Bob:"hey alice, nice shirt, looks hot on you..."

Alice:"WHAT!ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!!!"

See blank

3.

Rumored to be real; urban myth.

Girls come in three different formats: *, *, and *.

See myth, girls, internet, geek, nerd, unreal, Jason

4.

A beautiful yet complicated gender, frequently attracted to boys, often to other girls, easily misunderstood and misperceived by the more coarse male, as a bitch

"The female of the species is more deadly than the male"

See Lila

5.

People rumored to be non-existant on the Internet.

<some girl> hi guys, i'm a girl! :)

<random people>

"A female?!"

"hi2u2"

"y helo thar...butsekz? LOLOL"

"Wait there can't be girls on the Internet! FAKER!"

"STFU n00bs"

"Wait, do you have nekkid pix?"

"I'll second that too!"

6.

1.) The female of the human species. Defined by the possesion of a vagina, breasts, and the ovaries. They are often found confusing by males.

1.) A creature with ovaries.

7.

Girls...the mystical sex. They enjoy (*GASP*) shopping and putting strange colored coats on their nails, only to be washed off by pure alcohol. :-/

They take more than 30 seconds to get dressed in the morning and spend 1/10 of their life in the salon. Do NOT attempt to approach one without a weapon.

*SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING*

More than 2 hours within contact of a girl before age 11 can be hazardous to your health.

One boy was sent to a girl's house while waiting for his parents to come home. Neighbors report they heard slashing noises and a high pitched scream. The boy was never seen again.


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