What is Girls Aloud?
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A massively succesful girl group with the Guinness World Record for most consecutive top ten hits and most successful reality TV band. Also amazingly pretty and down-to-earth. Just 5 gorgeous girlies.
Girls Aloud are the best girl band in the UK.
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An amazing British girl group, that despite coming from a reality show and having numerous haters, have released four studio albums and a greatest hits. Have had three #1's and hold the record for the 'Most Top 10 Singles By A Girl Group' in the United Kingdom.
Girls Aloud are well good, have you heard their new album yet?
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More manufactured pop (what's new?), but at least with some talent (they can all sing... a bit).
I have no idea why I just spent some valuable time typing this.
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British girl group. Formed on Popstars: The Rivals (kind of like american/british Idol). Manufactured pop, but the decent kind. Sometimes the lyrics don't make sense, but they are all amazingly talented. Their music is fun to listen to if you like pop. If you don't, then whatever. They're like the newer Spice Girls.
Person 1: Whatcha listening to?
Person 2: Girls Aloud
Person 1: Sweet, can I listen?
Person 2: Sure.
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The Finest and Fittest girls ever!
Dem Girls Aloud really knwo how to work it blood!
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Gorgeous, talented and the biggest British girl band around at the moment. They are love.
Kimberley has the mighty fine ass, Nadine has the vocal talent, Cheryl has the fantastic breasts, Nicola has the attitude and Sarah has the sexiness. Not to mention they're all stunners, thank you please
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An oxymoron if ever there was one - a Popstars/Pop Idol band that people gave a flying fuck about come their second album. Especially Louis Walsh, as he could (and should, lets be honest) retire on the money they roll in for him.
Also seem to have been chosen for FHM centrefolds more than anything else: Cheryl has large breats (and a mean right hook, just ask that toilet attendant), Nicola has nice legs, Nicola is the obligitory ugly one...and I forgot which of the other two is which, but one has a nice ass, and the other is a good all rounder.
Watch one of their videos and notice that, rather than miming, Cheryl is stooping to show off her cleavage etc.
