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you know when u do a really big shit and it leaves poop in the hair on ur arse and after a while it sollidifies and becomes small balls ..
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any kindly, sweet old woman who will happily boost your self-esteem and write you letters and love you. tends to know lots of neat old s..
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The little bit of paper in a packet of Rizla that tells you "there's only 10 left"
"Oh shit, i gots to go to the sh..