What is Girth Control?
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a state or condition in which a woman is so rotund that it is highly unlikely that a member of the opposite sex will engage with her in a procreative or other sexual act
"Suzie's lucky she's never had to worry about going on the pill," Erin cattily remarked. "With a figure like hers, she can always rely for protection on girth control."
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The insane, irrational fear that someone will steal the dead and flaming animal you were going to have sex with in a small, confined spa..
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It is characterized by abnormal heart rhythms, sweating, impaired brain function, illogical & incoherent speech patterns and loss of..
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Originating in the early 2000's, a Kingston Tinkler is to receive oral sex from someone while that person is urinating.
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