What is Girth Control?
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a state or condition in which a woman is so rotund that it is highly unlikely that a member of the opposite sex will engage with her in a procreative or other sexual act
"Suzie's lucky she's never had to worry about going on the pill," Erin cattily remarked. "With a figure like hers, she can always rely for protection on girth control."
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The act of throwing oneself out a window.
From defenestration, the act of throwing something out a window.
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To be very, very happy; ecstatic; overjoyed.
"My girlfriend's arse has healed up, so anal is back on the menu - I'm on t..