What is Girth Control?
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a state or condition in which a woman is so rotund that it is highly unlikely that a member of the opposite sex will engage with her in a procreative or other sexual act
"Suzie's lucky she's never had to worry about going on the pill," Erin cattily remarked. "With a figure like hers, she can always rely for protection on girth control."
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A specific type of person of female sex persuasion who; doesn’t date men or lesbian females. Femi-mainists are best classified as the ex..
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The 3/4 of the month when a girl is *not* on the rag.
Sorry dude, it's not hunting season down south. Can you wait a few days?..