What is Girth Control?
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a state or condition in which a woman is so rotund that it is highly unlikely that a member of the opposite sex will engage with her in a procreative or other sexual act
"Suzie's lucky she's never had to worry about going on the pill," Erin cattily remarked. "With a figure like hers, she can always rely for protection on girth control."
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(verb) The act of performing cunnilingus. Also
called, "Yodel in the Valley."
LAURA: Now, go brush your teeth, Geo..
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A penis, or "clam-jammer"
"Why did you bonk my ticklestick?"
See tickle, stick, ticklestick, clam, jammer..
