What is Girth Control?
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a state or condition in which a woman is so rotund that it is highly unlikely that a member of the opposite sex will engage with her in a procreative or other sexual act
"Suzie's lucky she's never had to worry about going on the pill," Erin cattily remarked. "With a figure like hers, she can always rely for protection on girth control."
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Yardsailing is the act of driving around town searching for yard sales.
Yardsailing is usually done by people who buy random things for..
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A slut, whore, or loose woman. A woman who sleeps with anyone.
Rumor is, you're a cuntslinger who would sleep with even the uglies..