What is Girth Control?
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a state or condition in which a woman is so rotund that it is highly unlikely that a member of the opposite sex will engage with her in a procreative or other sexual act
"Suzie's lucky she's never had to worry about going on the pill," Erin cattily remarked. "With a figure like hers, she can always rely for protection on girth control."
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Refers to use of the toilet, especially if said usage is especially flatulent or otherwise impinges on the consciousness of those outsid..
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The place where a neighborhood of kids can grow up happily.
Remember when those two got married on Pleasant Drive when they were 5?!
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When someone is either:
A) obviously a slut.
or B) when people are obviously acting like sluts.
In response to "Dude, look at th..
