What is Girth Control?
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a state or condition in which a woman is so rotund that it is highly unlikely that a member of the opposite sex will engage with her in a procreative or other sexual act
"Suzie's lucky she's never had to worry about going on the pill," Erin cattily remarked. "With a figure like hers, she can always rely for protection on girth control."
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A deviant sexual act involving 3 lesbians and a silver pot full of biscuits.
"Last night I had Victoria and Terry-Anne come over a..
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Moments in conversation when there is a chance to chime in with a classic, "Your Mom" joke.
Mike: I found that under the couc..
