Girth Control

What is Girth Control?


1.

a state or condition in which a woman is so rotund that it is highly unlikely that a member of the opposite sex will engage with her in a procreative or other sexual act

"Suzie's lucky she's never had to worry about going on the pill," Erin cattily remarked. "With a figure like hers, she can always rely for protection on girth control."

See birth control, contraceptives, weight, fatness, reproduction


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