What is Girth Control?
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a state or condition in which a woman is so rotund that it is highly unlikely that a member of the opposite sex will engage with her in a procreative or other sexual act
"Suzie's lucky she's never had to worry about going on the pill," Erin cattily remarked. "With a figure like hers, she can always rely for protection on girth control."
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The noise produced when one's rump rubs against a leather surface (i.e. a leather couch).
"Dude, did you just fart?"
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1: The result of being zinged, which is intense emotional distress.
2: The sorrow one feels after being hit with a zinger.
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