Girth Life

What is Girth Life?

One who follows the lifestyle of leisure, poker, and marijuana. Has little to no motivation for pursuing any other activities.

I heard Billy is living Girth Life nowadays...

Yeah man, he's been hitting the vaporizer all day while ten-tabling sit and go's.

See man of leisure, motivated, lazy, failure

Obstanculate

1. (V) kill; obliterate; destroy Kila, obstanculate that MOFO. Obstanculate!..

Zielke

1. the entagled pubic hair found stuck on the shower walls i got in the shower after that guy and there were zielkies stuck all over the p..

Geotard

1. Noun. A person who is incapable of figuring out how to get from point A to B without instructions like "turn at the pretty blue ho..

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