Girth Monkey

What is Girth Monkey?

Someone who's large penis attracts apes.

We couldn't go to Africa because of Johnny's Girth Monkey

See girth, monkey, chode, poop

Zetlb

1. "Zas, en toda la boca!", spanish for "Pow, right in the kisser!" - ZETLB! - Lol! What a fail, amigo! See pow, kis..

Costner

1. Used to describe an event that a person thought would previously be wicked cool and fun, but ended up sucking hard core. Named for Kevi..

36 Crazyfists

1. The best band in the world. 36 Crazyfists rock my fuckin' socks off! 2. The best mofuckin band in alaska..kicks total fuckin ass..

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