Girth Monkey

What is Girth Monkey?

Someone who's large penis attracts apes.

We couldn't go to Africa because of Johnny's Girth Monkey

See girth, monkey, chode, poop

Queeborf

1. Barfing in a girl's vagina after going down on her. Last night I was going down on this girl and she wrapped her legs around my fa..

Luggage

1. Any venereal disease carried by a person. It's the gift that keeps on giving. I was going to sleep with Lisa, but she had luggage..

Joya Taft-dick

1. A joya taft-dick is a. a hipster who denies it b. a lesbian who like manly women ( think Danny in Tila Teqila) c. A feminazzi d. Wen..

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