Girth Monkey

What is Girth Monkey?

Someone who's large penis attracts apes.

We couldn't go to Africa because of Johnny's Girth Monkey

See girth, monkey, chode, poop

1-up

1. 1. An extra life(or extra man) that you need in order to progress through a video game. In fact, you'll need enough of these to mak..

Asshole Pleasures

1. Pleasures directly related to stimulation of the asshole/asshole region Yeah Cindy knows all about Asshole Pleasures, that dumb bitch ..

.02

1. Your two cents. Definition must have at least 20 letters and 3 words. (That should do it). "Just my .02 :)" -Sinshune..

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