Girth Monkey

What is Girth Monkey?

Someone who's large penis attracts apes.

We couldn't go to Africa because of Johnny's Girth Monkey

See girth, monkey, chode, poop

Vodka Gummy Bears

1. when gummy bears are soaked in vodka until they expand and soak up all the vodka so if you eat enough of them you can get a little tipsy..

Tea-n-crumpets With Bells On

1. Party consisting of a cheater, cheatee, and SO during BUTTBsharing idle chit chat in attempts to keep the SO of the cheaterfrom realizin..

Gettin Em Hard

1. When something extreme, over-the-top or awesome happens. *Two people are watching a movie and somebody brutally dies* Guy 1: Holy Crap..

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