Girth Monkey

What is Girth Monkey?

Someone who's large penis attracts apes.

We couldn't go to Africa because of Johnny's Girth Monkey

See girth, monkey, chode, poop

Jon Devoto

1. Lead Guitar - Oakland, CA band the Matches. The Sex. Jon Devoto on stage is The Sex. See shawn, harris, salty, eyes..

Groundead

1. The act of being grounded by your parents so badly, that you wish you were dead instead. Jim: Hey, Matt wanna hangout this weekend? Ma..

Mainard

1. The term used when you bleed from inexpensive toilet paper. That dang 1-ply gave me mainard. See bleed, scratch, ouch, ply, toilet..

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