Girth Monkey

What is Girth Monkey?

Someone who's large penis attracts apes.

We couldn't go to Africa because of Johnny's Girth Monkey

See girth, monkey, chode, poop

Premature Put Away

1. The act of putting your penis back in your trousers before fully shaking your drips 'Sorry i was rushing, i had a bit of a Prematu..

Tit Suckers

1. childrens any tit suckers? See tit suckers, children, sons, daughters, child..

Eyes Left

1. When Seibert calls eyes left while walking out to formation only to discover that it is in fact Lucas, and is permanently endowed to end..

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