Girth Monkey

What is Girth Monkey?

Someone who's large penis attracts apes.

We couldn't go to Africa because of Johnny's Girth Monkey

See girth, monkey, chode, poop

Laxobigging

1. Struggling to extrude an extremely large turd yesterday, in consequence of dom´s cooking, i was laxobigging for two hours. See shit, d..

Ultima Thule

1. An ambient music program from Australia. I like to download the Ultima Thule programs. See cool, good, music, worthwhile, enjoyable 2..

Lay You Up

1. Shooting someone. Derived from a way one can score in basketball. Yo man, you'se best be steppin 'fore I lay you up! See sh..

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