Girth Monkey

What is Girth Monkey?

Someone who's large penis attracts apes.

We couldn't go to Africa because of Johnny's Girth Monkey

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Schlissel

1. 1) An extremely jewish and or characteristically annoying person; one who thinks he is cool, but is just plain retarded Wow, he really ..

Tap That Mass

1. To attend church/temple/mosque or other religous gatherings. I always hated waking up early, but it was Sunday and I had to tap that ma..

Rizzo'd

1. To be dickballed out of something strived for or hellbented on doing. " aw fuck man rudy rizzo'd us out of the playoffs "..

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