Girth Monkey

What is Girth Monkey?

Someone who's large penis attracts apes.

We couldn't go to Africa because of Johnny's Girth Monkey

See girth, monkey, chode, poop

Enigtastic

1. A word derived from the all-knowing Enigma. To be Enigtastic is to be wonderfully beautiful, intellegent and graceful. "Wow. Enig..

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Zef

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