Girth Monkey

What is Girth Monkey?

Someone who's large penis attracts apes.

We couldn't go to Africa because of Johnny's Girth Monkey

See girth, monkey, chode, poop

Mega-mo

1. WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN, SKEET ON HER FACE, AND THEN HAVE HER ARRESTED FOR SOMETHING. THE MEGA-MO IS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT. ONLY YO..

Parffit

1. Verb: To walk around pretending you have muscles tony parffits all over the place but he's a total scrawn. See parffit, parf, ski..

Quimble

1. (n) variant of quim. Affectionate name for the female pudenda. Your quimble makes me tremble with excitement! 2. The action of the s..

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