Girth Monkey Edit Meaning

1. An additive ending to supremely 1337-ify your statement (Halo 2) Player 1: Man, I got gibbed by a Grunt Player 2: Pwnz0r3d!!!!! (Or p..

1. When you have sex with a condom and all the yellow moisture you generate cakes on top of your pubic hair. The smell of the 'tard pa..

1. An uncle who who has shit on his fingers due to molesting you. Can also be used a a general insult to any male person. McAuley Caulkin ..