Girth Monkey

What is Girth Monkey?

Someone who's large penis attracts apes.

We couldn't go to Africa because of Johnny's Girth Monkey

See girth, monkey, chode, poop

Hodapp

1. A person who reviews commissions and renegotiates sellers cost months after the fact trying to save a couple of pennies, see also: jewda..

Zeep

1. A person who is acting immature or drunk-like when they are actually sober and laughing hysterically about it. Tom is such a zeep latel..

Omnifaggotry

1. Mass amounts of faggotry. Guy - "Mr President, they are.......UNITING." Obama - ".............Get me the secretary of d..

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