Girth Monkey

What is Girth Monkey?

Someone who's large penis attracts apes.

We couldn't go to Africa because of Johnny's Girth Monkey

See girth, monkey, chode, poop

Brokh

1. The utter destruction of something. Similar to SCHMEEESCH! That bar code printer is about to get the brokhing of a lifetime...

Dawson's Mom

1. A sexually adventurous woman capable of taking 12 solid inches of man meat without even blinking. I'm packing 13 inches, so she co..

Fwasp

1. Fricker with a small penis A common oxymoron: FWASP "Like a tragic comedy, or something clearly confused, there goes the mighty F..

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