Girth Monkey

What is Girth Monkey?

Someone who's large penis attracts apes.

We couldn't go to Africa because of Johnny's Girth Monkey

See girth, monkey, chode, poop

Boriquen

1. The Taíno Nativos called thier land Boriquén. Boriquén Means Puerto Rico. Boriquén es la Ilsa del coquí 2. History of Puerto Rico... ..

Oyster Wallet

1. term used in reference to a vagina, specifically one painted with semen "Hey sweetheart! thats a juicy oyster wallet you got there..

Virtual Slap

1. THe process of wanting to slap someone, but being elsewhere, and so you summon the VIRTUAL SLAP! You simply go *VIRTUAL SLAP COMMENCE* a..

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