Girth Pervman

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(Otherwise known as Gross Turdman, Grey Hairman or Heat-a-Pantgerm.) This is a lanky bearded fish gobbling fart smelling pervert, who roams an area know locally as Toddingrad, stalking, leering and perving over unsuspecting girls, normally of non-British decent. Easily identifiable due to the constant scratching of the testical / rectum areas, and wearing odd shoes.

You are as perverted as a Girth Pervman you sick depraved wanker!

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