Girthius Maximus

What is Girthius Maximus?


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the scientific name for some one who has a rather large girth (penis circumference)

this is often confused with the word chode but is different because the length of the penis is also rather satisfactory where as with a chode it resembles a milo tin (short and stumpy)

jordan: so, how did she handle the girth?

andrew: not well, i split her like a watermelon

sandra: (walking past) fuckin girthius maximus!

andrew: SORRY!

jordan: man look at her! shes limping...

sally(sandras friend):how do u measure up on the girthometer? i heard ur a giant!

See huge, girth, dick, giant, maximus


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