Girthius Maximus

What is Girthius Maximus?


1.

the scientific name for some one who has a rather large girth (penis circumference)

this is often confused with the word chode but is different because the length of the penis is also rather satisfactory where as with a chode it resembles a milo tin (short and stumpy)

jordan: so, how did she handle the girth?

andrew: not well, i split her like a watermelon

sandra: (walking past) fuckin girthius maximus!

andrew: SORRY!

jordan: man look at her! shes limping...

sally(sandras friend):how do u measure up on the girthometer? i heard ur a giant!

See huge, girth, dick, giant, maximus


46

Random Words:

1. Gobbi, Bryan Wicked guitar player insanely coo. WENT TO DOUGIMUN! long heavy metal hair ... HAWT "Did you see Odium play last nig..
1. When one laughs so hard they cum in their pants. HAHAHAHA OHHHHH shiit i Lawlerskeeted in my pants! See lawlerskeet, lawl, lawler, lol..
1. term for a man who thinks only of himself and makes terrible decisions. most likely to knock up a fat girl. "He wont make pay chil..