Givashitometer

What is Givashitometer?

A preson's internal gauge measuring the amount he/she cares about something at a given point in time.

Joe: Are you going to that meeting this afternoon?

Mike: Dude, my givashitometer is at an all time low. Probably not.

Scarlett: Where shall I go? What shall I do?

Rhett: My dear, my givashitometer tells me I don't give a damn.

See giva, give a damn, give a shit, give a fuck

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