Give An Old Man A Lap Dance

What is Give An Old Man A Lap Dance?

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To show kindness to another. To preform an act of charity unexpectedly. Made popular by the Todd N Tyler Radio Empire.

Jim: I was at the supermarket and this midget couldn't get to the Doritos on the top shelf. So got them down for her.

Bob: It always feels good to give an old man a lap dance.

See kindness, charity, lap dance, old, man

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