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Squatting over a sleeping person, pooping on their chest, slide back, slap the pile of shit while screaming, "LAND MINE!".
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Pointless after-sex touching and talking.
Woman: Oh god, that was amazing, I love you so much. *Touches man's hand*
Man: Stop wit..
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Recieving a hot carl from Wesley Snipes.
I'm such a huge fan, I can't believe he gave me a hot wesley at the movie premier...