Giving Birth To A Marine

What is Giving Birth To A Marine?

1.

To take an huge crap, the kind that makes your legs shake.

Andy: "Hey Bill, you in the toilet?"

Bill: "Yea, Im giving birth to a Marine."

Andy: "I thought I heard you screaming!" "Need some stitches???"

See dump, shit, crap, pinching a loaf, turd

29

Random Words:

Quirbrbell

1. It's a word to describe somebody's reaction. Sam has told this new funny joke to Peter, but he just stared at Sam with a blan..

Vodkaised

1. to be able to tell someone has been drinking vodka heavily by their eyes tom : im going to chat up that girl john : don't, cant y..

Zomnificent

1. 1 (adj) orgasmic, seductive, titillating, moan-inducing 2 (n) a monotone vegan who gets off at debating about politics 1. Oh your thro..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free