Giving Birth To A Marine

What is Giving Birth To A Marine?

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To take an huge crap, the kind that makes your legs shake.

Andy: "Hey Bill, you in the toilet?"

Bill: "Yea, Im giving birth to a Marine."

Andy: "I thought I heard you screaming!" "Need some stitches???"

See dump, shit, crap, pinching a loaf, turd

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