Giving Me The Ass

What is Giving Me The Ass?


1.

When you wife/girlfriend is not in the mood and she rolls over facing away from you, where her ass is next to you. Generally this happens just before she falls asleep, when this happens your wife/girlfriend is generally not in to anal play.

husband: wanna play around?

wife:sure after this show, (wife turns on side away from you)

husband: well you are giving me the ass so i guess i will see ya in the morning!

See that time of the month


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