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when your penis is one inch or shorter
omg i love to flick around my one-inch-pinch to masturbate
i jack off with a pair of tweezers o..
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Before entering a movie, buy a box of popcorn. Do NOT eat it. During the movie, engage in sexual behavior, pulling out pre-ejaculation. ..
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Your straight friend, with whom you always seem to end up drunk and felt up.
"I got drunk with Jason last night...I think he blew ..
