What is Gjared?
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A black person who is struggling with an identity crisis. The act of trying to shock people by always letting people know how black you are (pulling a Gjared). The best pushcart driver in Jamaica. See "uncle tom"
"I am black, pay attention to me"
"White people invented slavery"
"I am black, but I do white things"
"kiss da lucky egg"
"quit being such a Gjared"
"that idiot sure did pull a Gjared"
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