Glad Cum

What is Glad Cum?

Male "precum" produced by the Cowpers Gland. Designed to neutralize acids in the urethra before ejaculation so sperm remain motile.

"Oh, baby, that feels so good when you do that, sorry about the glad cum getting your hand wet.."

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