Gladiator Helmet

What is Gladiator Helmet?


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While resting your sack on her forehead, drape your penis downward over the bridge of her nose. If so inclined one can yell Spartacus or Maximous.

I asked my girlfriend if she would be my little gladiator, she said yes but was unimpressed with the roleplaying event.


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