Gladiator Helmet

What is Gladiator Helmet?

While resting your sack on her forehead, drape your penis downward over the bridge of her nose. If so inclined one can yell Spartacus or Maximous.

I asked my girlfriend if she would be my little gladiator, she said yes but was unimpressed with the roleplaying event.

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