Gladys

What is Gladys?


1.

1.) A catch-all name for a domestic stay-at-home wife.

2.) The name of the wife in the famous Salt Lake City Mormon family who adopted an abondoned circus chimp, Little Johnnyin 1962.

3.) The female counterpart of the pioneering internet crime fighting duo of Rodriguez and Gladys. (Featured in Parade Magazine c. 1998)

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EXAMPLES:

1.) That GLADYS is a hella woman y'got there, Mister Rogers.

2.) When the church refused to enroll Little Johnny, GLADYS went absolutely ape-fuckin' shit. But later, she got a lawyerand sued.

3.) C'mon GLADYS, let's go bust some child molesters with our internet sting operation. Or we can take their money. (Later copied by NBC's Dateline Show.)

See gladass

2.

a gurl loved by a boy since 012508

damn i love my gladys baby

See gladys, love, january

3.

1. (n) A big-time gossip.

2. (n) A person who is always involving themselves in others' business.

If it weren't for Matt the office Gladys, our rumor mill would have no content at all.

See gossip, chatterbox, busybody, eavesdropper, yenta, rubbernecker, meddler, buttinsky, vault, solid, gatekeeper


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