Glampire

What is Glampire?


1.

Hip, glamorous, well-dressed, fashion model vampires, as seen in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Blade. They will also be featured in the fashion section of the October issue of RLife, Reno's premier lifestyle magazine.

Did you see that glampire at the bar last night? That was one hot, undead bloodsucker.

See hip, trendy, vampire, glamorous, clothes

2.

Commonly inferred as a metrosexual (or, in some cases, sexually confused) vampire, the term is more popularly linked to Edward Cullen from the Twilight Series. Meaning, glampires are inherently gay and drive stakes through their asses.

Blade: What the fuck, vampires aren't supposed to SPARKLE!

Edward: Oh no honey, I'm a glampire. I rock the glitter and it's FABULOUS. I don't bite my victims, but I do recommend tasteful color schemes for their homes, as well as feng shui tips.

See twilight, gay, blade, glitter, samwell


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