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When you're having sex on the beach with your chick, and sand gets in her pussy, but you just keep goin. Her shrieks of pain are ak..
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The uncomfortable trip from one bathroom stall to another in search much-needed toilet paper.
Dude, I'm so pissed. I had to do t..
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The harlem dick slap is used when your bitch doesnt want to continue in your sexual activites and you remove your penis from her vagina ..