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A hairy ashhole is a chocolate starfish (the starfish being the anus, the chocolate being the shit) that has hair casually poking out fr..
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when your friend is hooking up with a girl at a party and you drunkenly stumble into the bedroom and hit the tv next to the bed, knockin..
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A handjob with your feet instead of hands.
"Dude did you do stuff with Angela last night?"
"Yea she gave me a Texas Han..