Glarf Edit Meaning

1.

upon stepping up or down a step/curb, one only places a portion of their foot on the ledge and once full pressure of the body is applied, the foot slips down in a speedy fashion; therefore completing a "glarf".

"oh Leroy, did u see that stupid fuck just glarf on the curb walking into wal-mart!?!"

See garf, gaff, geef

2.

Noun; a mental deficiency such as the inability to retain a certain piece of information. For example the name of a certain person.

A man said to his wife: "You're brother-in-law's first name is a glarf to me, I know that you have told me a thousand times but I just can't retain it."

See brain fart, writer's block

3.

a dumb fuck

your such a glarf

See Jamie