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The bruise a woman gets when she attaches a swedish penis pump to her breast and engages in oral activities.
After my daughter was born..
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Standing position adopted while wanking (jerking off) in the shower. From the May 2005 edition of Viz comic.
"So there I was in th..
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Hitting your own profile and reading your own comments or blogs.
Really stupid example: when you comment on your own blogs, you are usi..
