1.
Gaelic name = Glaschu Scotsname =Glesga
''The Second City Of The Empire''as it was known in Victorian times.The largest city in Scotland ,Shipbuilding giant Located on the Banks of The River Clyde home to about a million people,also the second most populous in the UK.Home to some of the Finest Georgian architecture in Britain.Glasgow has also got more Parks than any other City(Dear Green Place]Founded in the 6th century by St Mungo Who is the Cities Patron Saint.Football plays an important part in Glasgow ,Hampden ParkIbroxand Celtic Park being the three Largest Stadiums in Scotland.Hampden Park used to be the Largest Football Stadium in the World untill the 1950's
Glasgow isMiles Better used to be the official slogan
Glasgow Became European City of Culture in 1990
See clydebuilt, glesga, hampden, ibrox, parkhead
2.
City located in west central Scotland
Scotlands very own Metropoliswith the emphasis on polis.
According to our less informed neighbours south of the border the ENGLISH,It's where everybody in Scotland comes from! and no it is not the Capital! that accolade belongs to Edinburghwhich has less than half the population.All in all Tremendous Busy at the centre of things happening City! Come and Visit!
Glasgow has something for everyone!
See glesga
3.
Hey, at least its not Edinburgh!
"The un-official capital of Scotland"
Edinburgh = Skaffy "K" heads - on a mission to get mullered!
Glasgow = Good Clean Fun"
See jungle, clubbing, chibbing, fun
4.
a place that god forgot and i wish i could
the only place in britain where you can buy a weeks worth of booze for under a fiver or want to and the only place i can picture someone punching a brning man in the face
you gotta love it tho
"na dont go glasgow you'll get horribly stabbed"
"it'll be fun tho"
"fair point"
See shithole, fucked-up
5.
A term given to men who wear Uggs.
"look at that glasgow over there!"
See gay, homo, butt, sex, men
6.
a person who sucks at life, and likes toms and chris,s
i was at work, and glasgow lost his salad.
See asscow, cowass
7.
Glasgow is the worst city on the face of Europe. Spend days walking around cheap sales shops, being harrased by nedsand stopping yourself from killing old ladies that hog the streets. Dont wander down any of the many sidestreets, you will never be see again. People here look angry all the time and generally hate life. Its no wonder. look where they live. Understanding their language is like trying to understand a pack of angry dogs. The river which Glasgow is on looks like a constant flow of sewage and the beautiful skyline is of council flats and cranes. NEVER go here. Infact NEVER visit scotland.
man one: hey lets go to glasgow
man two: excuse me?
man one: just kidding lets go somewhere actually worth visiting like London
man two: you almost had me there you bugger
See glasgow, scummy, neds
