Glasgow Briefcase

What is Glasgow Briefcase?

A glasgow briefcase is another name for a plastic bag. Cos they can't afford to buy leather goods so they carry their shit in a plastic bag.

Look at his glasgow briefcase, it's one of those designer Asda ones

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