Glasgow Facial

What is Glasgow Facial?


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Like the spiderman(where a male pulls out during sex, cums in his hand and throws it into his partners face) although instead of throwing, just smushes it into their face instead.

"Treated my bird to a nice Glasgow Facial the other day, she weren't too happy".


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