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5 to 1 ratio.
A quintuple standard, 5 to 1 ratio, i.e. The MPAA movie rating board allows 5 male genitalia to every 1 female genitalia...
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Somebody retarded in the art of portmanteaux.
"Greg didn't understand that when I sleep on a bed I call it a 'sled'..