Glass Tampax

What is Glass Tampax?


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Someone or something that is utterly useless

"That fat fuckers running shoes are as much use as a glass tampax."

"My grandads love rifle is as much use as a glass tampax, cos he's dead"

"The spunk stain on the IVF clinic carpet is as much use as a glass tampon"

See periods, tampons, rubbish, losers


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