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When you sit on your hand for half an hour, to make it numb. Then jerk off with it, so it feels like somebody else.
Person 1: Man, I br..
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The anniversary of the day you lost your virginity
Hey, did you know that St. Patrick's day is also my virginiversary
See virgini..
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When a person is not paying attention you walk up behind them and pee on the back of their leg.
Dude: My dad was drunk so i gave him a ..