What is Glass-wipe?
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when a person wipes his or her ass with a shard of glass thinking it's paper.
Ohhh man that was relieving...now let me just...oh shit. Omg why is my ass bleeding! Holy shit what did I just do? Aww man get me to a hospital I just glass-wiped myself.
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Random Words:
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The turd of the day is the word that appears on the front page of Urban Shitionary. A word that used to be funny and witty, it is now:
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a combination of the two words hummingbird, and purple
while smoking up some purple, a girl, or as I'd like to call her, a humming..
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A phenomenon where the parents of an ugly baby think their baby is adorable and no one else does.
Nancy: Here's our little bundle ..
