Glass-wipe

What is Glass-wipe?


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when a person wipes his or her ass with a shard of glass thinking it's paper.

Ohhh man that was relieving...now let me just...oh shit. Omg why is my ass bleeding! Holy shit what did I just do? Aww man get me to a hospital I just glass-wiped myself.

See glass, ass, blood, sharp


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