What is Glauser?
1.
(n.) Asian/German in origin; one who sleeps on the floor while dreaming about eating cats and small children; usually associated with plotting to kill directors of Honors programs
(v.) The act of sleeping on the floor and dreaming about eating cats and small children
(n.) You think cats are delicious? Your are a fucking Glauser!
(v.) I'm going to lie down and Glauser now!
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2.
noun. one who is amazing at frisbee and at life in general
verb. the act of playing ultimate frisbee at an incredibly high skill level
noun: i wish i could be like glauser
verb: woah!! that dude can glauser!
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3.
A self-proclaimed frisbee god
"That arrogant bastard! He thinks he's such a Glauser!"
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