What is Glazed?
1.
Having been covered in sperm.
He glazed the girl's face, then immediately went soft.
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2.
1.Getting way way way too stoned. example: can't answer your cell phone, remember your middle name, or figure out who's at the front door.
2. being so stoned, the only thing you can do it just sit and chill. example: the effects of smoking too much Portland Weed, trying not to be Portland Bored.
3. a phrase first uttered infamously by Johnny Five
Otto: "wow man. i was good after the first rip. how much did we end up smoking?"
John: "about an eigth"
Otto: " shit man, i am glazed"
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3.
means to have very waterty looking eyes but the feel really dry. when you get high off you no what
dude: are my eyes bad?
dude2: hell yeahs man the hella glazed
4.
high, stoned
He was glazed during class.
5.
Glaze. to ejaculate over someone, completely covering them like a glaze.
im going to triple glaze all over you!
you got glazed!
Did you get some double glazing?
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6.
glazed over in appearance or mood, like a glazed donut
arrrgh~ i didn't get enough sleep, i'm so glazed right now
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7.
Another word for Roasted or Juiced
Man that nigga got glazed!
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