Glazed Ham

What is Glazed Ham?


1.

The act of having sexual intercourse with a girl doggy style (vaginal or anal), pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating all over her back and arse. At which point you would give the girl a massage using said semen as a massage oil substitute. The end result should give the girls spoogeridden body the desired resemblance of a glazed ham.

Man! thats the last time i forget to bring baby oil, I ended up having to give that girl a Glazed Ham.

See glaze, glazed, ham, glazing

2.

The act in which a guy blows his load all over a girls ass

" Man I busted a nut on this chick last night and gave her a glazed ham"

See sticky buns, ass, spunk, creamed


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