What is Glazed Ham?
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The act of having sexual intercourse with a girl doggy style (vaginal or anal), pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating all over her back and arse. At which point you would give the girl a massage using said semen as a massage oil substitute. The end result should give the girls
Man! thats the last time i forget to bring baby oil, I ended up having to give that girl a Glazed Ham.
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The act in which a guy blows his load all over a girls ass
" Man I busted a nut on this chick last night and gave her a glazed ham"
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A female that has no penis. She is usually friends with two boys from class. They are insecure about their penises (being small) so they..
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synonym for fuck and chuck.
Hey jonny are you still seeing that girl?
No, I hit and split.
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Perhaps the greatest of all insults. To be earlenmayer'd is to be asked to relocate your presence off of this particular planet.
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