Gleamasaurus Rex

What is Gleamasaurus Rex?


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An intergalactic, carnivorous dinousaur composed solely of giant black dildos.

Sally: "mommy, daddy, there's a Gleamasaurus Rex in my closet and its really bugging me.

Mother: "I had one of those when I was ur age (said while biting bottom lip.)"

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