What is Gleazy?
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Imaginary place you go when you don't want sumthin the way it is.
- Fuck bein at work: you could be "sittin on a beach in the bahamas".
- Blind date w/ a fat hoe: When u hallucinatin in the
gleazy that skank is a super-model wit double D's.
- Yo' ass is 6 years old n your parents got u strapped to yo' room: Get that monopoly money out sucka cuz u at the strip club.
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