Gleet

What is Gleet?


1.

The ejection of saliva directly out of ones salvatory glands and out of his/her mouth. The technique is hard to master. You must quickly press the tip of your tounge against the back of your front teeth, while doing so you must "push down" on the lower part of your toung where the elastic-like tendon that connects the tounge to the bottom of the mouth joins the tounge. It is hard to do, but once done, it it's even harder to master.

Gleeting is fun to do but is fuckin' annoying to have done ot yourself.

2.

The discharge produced by one's genitalia as a result of an advanced case of an STD, particularly gonorrhea.

That guy's so sick you can see the gleet stain through his pants.

See gonorrhea, std, vd, ooze, pus, discharge

3.

(n.) the whitish discharge that oozes from the urethra when one has gonorrhea. This is seen in both males and females (most other definitions of gleet referring to saliva and spitting are false. Gleet has nothing to do with saliva, unless you suck off or eat out a person with gonorrhea).

Is that gleet on your pants or are you just glad to see me?

See smegma, head cheese, cockcheese

4.

British. Ball glaze, pre-cum. The few clear drops of fluid that struggle past the Jap's eye during sexual stimulus, prefiguring the blowing of the gentleman's stack. Nature's none-too-efficient lubricant.

Despite a generous yield of gleet I ended up with terrible friction burns. That's the last time I fuck a book of carpet samples.

See preek, ball glaze, masturbation, lubricant, gunk

5.

A technique of spitting that creates a jet of saliva to come through one's incisors (the top two front teeth) and project a considerable distance, usually at a target.

The two children competed to see who could gleet on Jane first.

6.

Taken from a 1920's medical journal. To suffer from chronic gonoreah (misspelledd i kknow)

7.

a grotesque, non-specific venereal affliction of a loathesome nature, frequently characterized by red, itching skin with a slimy feel and foul odor. Often caused by poor hygiene.

My roommate got his gleety schlong all over the toilet seat; now I must disinfect it.

See charlie


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