What is Glen Sporran?
1.
A distinctive blend of SCOTCH WHISKY.
(Not to be confused with a Japanese product, widely marketed in the USA as "Glen MacSporran".)
As well as the usual, native ingredients found in the best Scotch Whisky, each barrel of GLEN SPORRAN is reputed to contain:
- an aromatic, peaty moisture collected from the SPORRANS of 10,000 Scotswomen volunteers living in GLEN XXXXX (the exact location is a closely-guarded secret);
- fresh, morning dew, wiped from the antlers of ten rutting STAGS;
- BAGPIPE FROTH, gathered from the instruments of 100 kilted, Scots soldiers;
- six drops of CLAYMORE ESSENCE, a potent and mysterious oil, traditionally used by Scotsmen to lubricate and rejuvenate weapons buried in the heather since 1745.
See houghmagandie , balls , Persson
As well as the usual, native ingredients found in the best Scotch Whisky, each barrel of GLEN SPORRAN is reputed to contain:
- an aromatic, peaty moisture collected from the SPORRANS of 10,000 Scotswomen volunteers living in GLEN XXXXX (the exact location is a closely-guarded secret);
- fresh, morning dew, wiped from the antlers of ten rutting STAGS;
- BAGPIPE FROTH, gathered from the instruments of 100 kilted, Scots soldiers;
- six drops of CLAYMORE ESSENCE, a potent and mysterious oil, traditionally used by Scotsmen to lubricate and rejuvenate weapons buried in the heather since 1745.
