What is Glenn Beck?
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a talk show host who recreated his whole persona to fit the neo-con mold. Started the latest fad of
Glenn Beck on killing filmmaker Michael Moore
"I'm thinking about killing
glennbecking Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out -- is this wrong?" 5/17/05
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1. Synonymous with the word "bullshit."
2. Synonymous with the word "myth."
3. Synonymous with the words "drug addict; alcoholic."
4. Synonymous with a radio/TV host who spreads bullshit, myths, rumors, and a bunch of other random, nonsensical fuckery on a daily basis. Used to be an alcoholic and a drug addict.
1. David: Hey Doug, I heard some bad rumors about you at school.
Doug: Don't worry, it's a bunch of Glenn Beck.
2. In Ancient Glenn Beckology, there were stories of dragons and serpents. Note: I said STORIES.
3. A: Bill became a Glenn Beck, so he smoked pot until his brain stopped functioning.
B: Michael sure loves his booze, he must be an Glenn Beck!
4. Glenn Beck: Welcome to the Glenn Beck Program, my shit smells excellent.
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1. A mangina that pisses sitting down.
2. The fecal drippings from a buttsex creampie that run down the taint to create an unwanted pregnancy.
3. An aborted abortion, the result being that only the brains have been vacuumed but the person remains very much alive.
4. One of the original Garbage Pail Kids.
5. An "anchorman" who leaks estrogen out of his man-tits and cries repeatedly but is still one of the most fair and balanced personalities on Fox News.
1. I know she wears a skirt, but that's a dick-tucking Glenn Beck.
2. She went to the clinic to take care of that Glenn Beck.
3. That poor Glenn Beck can't even velcro his shoes by himself.
4. That Glenn Beck is the least valuable Garbage Pail Kid card ever.
5. Wow. Did you see Glenn Beck last night? That was a great newscast!
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Just some fat bastard with a really annoying voice who thinks he's hot shit, when is just shit. Lying is his hobby and lacks the brain to argue those who oppose his views and one of the biggest losers on television. How he got his own show is beyond me.
CNN viewr: Yesterday, Glenn Beck says Iran is the biggest threat to the planet even though the NIE reported them shutting down the nuclear power program years back last month. Can you believe that moron?
Climate Change: Who cares, makes my job easier and quicker.
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Glenn Beck is a radio talk show host heard by millions of people daily across the United States. He is also host of a CNN Headline News show, cleverly named "Glenn Beck". Beck's shows (radio and TV) can be best described as a "fusion of entertainment & enlightenment" and is a mixture of conservative politics and plain, simple humor.
Will wanted to see the news after work, but didn't want to listen to boring Brit Hume or annoying Anderson Cooper, so he turned on Glenn Beck on CNN Headline News
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radio talk show host, talks about how corrupt the government is which it is.
glenn beck: so did you know that the government is robbing us blind from everything that we honestly work for.
random viewer: wtf??? i'm so glad that theres someone like glenn beck out there to expose our stupid government.
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