Glenside Edit Meaning

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A small suburb of Philadelphia that is so inbred that you can never know where one family starts and another ends. The kids raised here are so stupid due to the inbreeding that they can never seem to leave, thus perpetuating the cycle of inbreeding. Everyone who lives there is so convinced of their own ghetto-ness that they fail to realize that Glenside is stereotypical small town America and they are all preppy little bitches at heart. The people who don't go to Abington or Cheltenham usually end up going to McDevitt. The guys at McDevitt are cocky fags who make fun of anyone that doesn't go to their school and the girls are all whores that will basically screw anything with two legs. Most of them will go to either Montcoor Penn State Abington for college and drink themselves stupid with the same people they've been hanging out with since they were 5. They will marry someone they went to grade school with, who may or may not be their second or third cousin, and end up living within a 5 mile radius of their parent's house. Most will work in the same buisness as their parent's. They will never leave and will forever add to the end of anything concerning Glenside Luke's Owned and Operated. Their children will go to Saint Luke's grade school just like their parents did, and the cycle of inbreeding will begin again. There is absolutely nothing to do in this town and anyone who thinks differently is deluding themselves.

Glensider 1: Hey that kid's family has only lived here one generation!

Glensider 2: What a fag! You wanna go have sex with our cousins?

Glensider 1: You know it!

See glenside, abington, cheltenham

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small town about 5 miles northwest of philadelphia

possibly the greatest place to live under any circumstances...

bored? i am positive someone has a party going on, or go down to keswick village some one is always there, its a walk away from anywhere in glenside. theres tons of great people here, everyone knows everyone, and theres always someone new in the nieghborhood. if u wanna see football, hockey, baseball or basketball game south philly is about 25 mins away. i love glenside and everything about it. LUKES OWNED AND OPERATED.

Outsider: Soo, whats there to do here in glenside?

Glensidian: Are you kidding?

Outsider: No

Glensidian: Wow, you dont belong here. Leave now and never come back!

See philadelphia, philly, south philly, football, basketball

3.

Glenside is a great place to be! every one knows everyone! the schools there are great! its pretty big..bigger than u would think. a popular spot it kewsick villge where a thetaer n tavern...pizza places and other great store to go to. it seem like glenside has all ur need there.,

billy bob: yo glenside is the place to be!!

joe:huh??

bill b: uhavent hear of glenside?

joe: never

billy b: *sigh* i need to teach u a lot

See glenside, keswick, pizza, awsome

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the first definiton got it perfect. It's officially the greatest town in the history of civilization. one note though, GLENSIDE is always spelled entirely in capital letters, thus to signify it's excellence over crap towns that only capitalize their first letter. GLENSIDE is a mainly all upper-middle class, Irish, roman catholic town, with tremendous pride, toughness, class and tolerance of alcohol. GLENSIDE owns anything and everything in the world.

GLENSIDE owns the following; Junkintown, Elkins park, Roslyn, Flowertown, Fox chase, Norf hills.

See glenside, owns, you, excellence, greatness, dominance, the best

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Home of THE MAN, Pete Walsh...Where thugs are born, and thugs die. You either hate it or love it. G-SIDE PRIDE!

Peter Martin Emmitt Walsh