Glider

What is Glider?


1.

1) A very light aircraft, also called sailplanewithout engine thrust. It needs to be lifted up by a small propaircraft. Once it is at a sufficent altitude, the cable used for lifting up is detached from its nose and the glider flies freely. In order to maintain its altitude, glider pilots use to catch the so called lifting or ascending windstreams, usually generated by hot air moving up to clouds, and mountainous landscapes.

2)Usually told about an aircraft who has lost any thrust because of engine failure or running out of fuel.

1) "A good pilot should be able to fly gliders (sailplanes) before he flies an engine airplane."

2) "DELTA 2, Bingo fuel! RTB"

...after a while...

"DELTA 2, we're gliders!"

"BASE to DELTA 2, uncorrect, you're fucked up!"

See glider, rtb, bingo, sailplane, aircraft, pilot, aviation

2.

A gay male waiter at any restaurant.

Watch them carry a tray of food to the customer. They don't just walk, they Glide! Their heads do not move, they just keep focused on moving forward. "Hey Irwin, our waiter is a glider!"

3.

A glider is a woman with a loose and very well lubricated vaginal region allowing a gliding effect upon entry of the male penis.

To be a true glider however, some may argue that the woman must be fully aroused for the optimum gliding effect though some have reported an effortless glide on un aroused and often sedated females.

"she's a pure glider n that"

See glider, sex, vagina, cunt, lubrication


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