Glisterphain

What is Glisterphain?

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The Active ingredient in most kittens. Glisterphain is what allows kittens to be immensely cute in every way form and matter.Glisterphain is located in a kittens Medula Oblengata.

(Not for human consumption)

If Consumed By a Human Side Effects may Include:

Euphoria,Spouting 2 pointy ears and a tail, schizophrenia, ADD, ADHD, Turrets, Extreme swelling of the testicalsor ovarys, Growth of an extra nose,Forgetting Your Languageand only knowing how to say " meow", And Random Pregnancies of prematurecatfetus's.

"Hey man wanna go extract some Glisterphain from kitten brains?"

Guy 1: "Dude last night i drank a full bottle of glysterphain and now the doctor says theres kitten fetus's inside of me" Guy 2: "wow...your dumb"

Parents: "Son why have you grown two pointy ears?"

Guy: No reason....leave me alone!

Parents: "We know you have been drinking glysterphain"

Guy: .....:(

See kittens, brains, cats, swelling
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