Glitch In The Matrix Edit Meaning

1.

an account for a missing period of time or a lapse in the space-time continium.

usually used by stoners and those without the brain capacity to remember what they had for breakfast.

G1:"you guys seen my dog?"

G2:"no, didnt you leave him at K-mart?"

G1:"when??.........oh shit!"

C1:"uhg ug!"

C2:"ug uhh guh?"

C3:"when??"

See hex_ten

2.

Def 1. From the 1999 film The Matrix: Referring to a human experiencing déjà vu as caused by the Machines altering the Matrix.

Def 2. An explanation for an unlikely or irregular occurrence.

Ex 1. Neoidentified a glitch in the matrix when he saw the same black cat walk past the door twice.

Ex 2. There must be a glitch in the matrix because I was struck by lightening and won the lottoall in the same day.

See trinity, neo, matrix, rare, unlikely, odd

3.

A phenomenon that potheads use to explain things that happen when they have no idea (usually because they are stoned).

Dude, I found my lighter in the cabinet! Talk about a glitch in the matrix!

See suburbanite

4.

Essentially, a term referring to a retard. derived from the movie "The Matrix." also referring to degenerates.

Man, that glitch in the matrix plays with his own shit like it's Play-Doh.

See retard, failure, degenerate, dumbass, stupid, idiot

5.

Hiring Keanau Reeves to play the lead role

The only glitch in the Matrix is the lack of acting on the part of the main character

6.

When something in changed in the matrix. In laymens terms when things go tits-up.

Ah get of yer ass and watch the film!