Glitter Check Edit Meaning

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another word for pap smear. "pap" makes you think of sounds,like popping, smacking, or old people without teeth gumming food. smear gives the false illusion of bagels being in the picture.

glitter check sounds less threatening, more clean, and less like your grandmas gynecology.

A:I totally went to the gyno for a glitter check.

B: I'm so glad we call it that now. So much more pleasant sounding than pap smear.

See vagina, pussy, pap smear, gynocologist, pap, gyno