Glitter Dick

What is Glitter Dick?


1.

A guy who fancies themselves larger than life and thinks they are a celebrity amongst their peers, and a legend in their own mind. He who dresses obnoxiously to be noticed by anyone and everyone.

"Oh my god you guys, Sean was showing me all of the pictures he took of ONLY himself for his myspace page- there must have been at least 35 of them, what a fuckin glitter dick."

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2.

term used to describe a person of homosexuality

Dude, john is definitely a glitter dick he grabbed that dude's ass

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3.

the result of having glitter on one's penis.

usually prefaced by a stellar handjob, blowjob or titty fuckfrom a chick that applied glitter at the beginning of the night.

I know that Ramone cheated on me last night...he came home with glitter dick.

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4.

a penis that has received oral sex from a female wearing glittery lipstick

my friend got a blow job from a chick with glittery lipstick, so he has glitter dick

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