Glitter Sock

What is Glitter Sock?


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Usually found in college dorms and navy ships, the glitter sock is used to catch the ejaculatory consequence of furtive masturbation. It is so named because of the "glittery" look of dried semen on cloth when the sun happens to catch it by the side of the bed.

see: spunk sock

Fuck! Where's my glitter sock? My mom must have cleaned under the bed!

See spunk rag, nut rag, spunk sock, jizz mop, jizz napkin


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